So yea this is not really something that we do, but because I could not find this anywhere on the internet I figured it was our responsibility (as avid drinkers) to lay our mark on the world of alcoholic children’s games.
1. Drink each time someone talks to Spike as if he’s a real human
2. Drink every time one of the babies screws up english
3. Drink every time Tommy acts as if he knows shit
4. Drink every time Phil acts like a lesbian version of Lil
5. Drink every time Chuckie acts like a little bitch
6. Drink every time Angelica acts like a fucking bitch
Fuck straightedge people. this song is bullshit. it is not lyrically intelligent and the music sucks. I fucking hate straightedge people. The entire straightedge movement can get on their knees and lick my asshole. I fucking hate straightedge people. Listening to this just made me look at the clock to see if it was 5:00, but it’s not so I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette now.
ps after 4 years of being a smoker, you would think I could spell cigarette without using spellcheck
So, Fuckyeashit music is drunk as fuck. And, as the 3rd runner up in Canadian American Idol, you would think we would have a lot of bad things to say about this bitch, HOWEVER, we fucking love Carly Rae Jepsen. IN FACT those that have brought you Fuck Yea Shit Music have made our own video to this song. Because, we love it. And even thought it’s so easy to hate on; we’re defeintely not going to because, like I said, WE FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. So go Carly Rae Jepson. You will always have Fuckyeashitmisic on your side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU. I CANT GET THIS SONG OUT MY HEAD. BTW everyone in my house is sleeping and all i want to do is rock out to my drunken self listening to this song. I’m real drunk. Love Carly Rae Jepsen and love all our followers!!!!!
BTW I hope the fact that we’re just drunk college students resonates with some people
How stereotypically Californian! Your head is so far up your fucking ass that you eat more shit than the third string on the human centipede.
To all you anglophiles out there, this might make you want to put a switchblade in your own “London” eye.
How fucking lazy can you be, Ark Music? This video is one Google search away from not having an extra chromosome.
1. Walking around with the Union Jack does not make you British
2. Black Urban Outfitters’ glasses does not make you British
3. Catholic school girl uniform does not make you British
4. and an offensive portrayal of Queen Elizabeth II MOST DEFINITELY does not make you British
And the walk you go on: clearly an upper-middle-class Californian suburb.
So yea, Ark Music is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the United States at the moment: rich, uncultured, scum-fucking, suburban, sheltered, conservative, families. Not only does this video exemplify a complete waste of money while some people are swimming in a Bukkake’s worth of financial problems, it also brings to center stage how FUCKING STUPID people can be.
We seriously can’t with Ark Music Factory anymore. No hate to Patrice Wilson, aka Fat Usher; there’s clearly a market out there for rich dumb-cunt trophy wife stage moms who will subject their children to this embarrassment. We just didn’t think of it first.
Dora- Damn we’re almost at 50 followers. Took us long enough
Boots- When we get 50 can we lie and say we have 100
Dora- No
Even though we don’t exactly have 100, we love and appreciate every single one of the 50. So celebrate with your favorite haters and help us spread the love.
Also, we can’t say this enough, WE LOVE MESSAGES. So send us whatever’s on your mind. We love it more than Rebecca Black loves Friday.
Is it just us, or are you getting the gay vibes from literally EVERYONE in this video… especially the fat guy? He looks like the closetted version of Cameron from Modern Family with a dash of desire for little boys.
Only Santorum’s finest.
These dumb fucking women have absolutely no idea the ramifications of what they’re saying. They’re talking about justice, morale, power, hope. You do realize that if Rick Santorum had his way your dumbasses would be forever barefoot and pregnant, right?
So ditch those banjos, ladies, and open wide, you’re gonna rear a child!
…and have dinner on the table by 5:30
By supporting Rick Santorum, you fine females set the women’s movement all the way back to the Scott v. Laci Peterson days, because your mere stupidity justifies any man laying his hands on you.
So make your music while you can, bitches. We hope you become famous one day so your songs become a valuable asset when your father tries to marry you off in exchange for the neighbor’s pig farm.
So usually we just like to bitch and moan about shitty music. But, yea, here’s fuckyeashitmusic’s unpopular opinion of 2012…
We fucking love Rebecca Black.
Fuck this girl’s haters. Fuck the people that take sick pleasure in writing nasty comments about a little girl. We support Rebecca Black. Friday is the song we play to get ready for a night out; Friday is the song we play when we’re feeling shitty; Friday is the song that we all remember where we were when we first heard it.
So go Rebecca Black. The hell with the haters. You have us on your side. This is most definitely your moment so shine.
And secret confession, I don’t know if I speak for the both of us when I say this, but I would love Ms. Rebecca Black to come to one of our house parties. We love her. So if by chance she sees this, just send us a message if you’re ever in the Washington D.C. area.
Oh and it’s Friday Bitches! How Appropriate
I hope you can tell that Dora is def drunk right now. JTLYK (Just To Let You Know)
So to start off, Yea we havent had much time to bitch and moan about music videos; not because of a lack of material (have you heard Paris Hilton’s new song?) but for the fact that our professors have decided to drop an ocean’s worth of bullshit on us.
you know the feeling
And speaking of our school, rumor has it that American University has already passed a smoking ban on campus for next semester that they’re keeping as their dirty little secret.
If you know us at all, you can only imagine how we feel about our “dry” campus policy… but NO SMOKING. Are you fucking kidding?!
So within the next couple of weeks, if there is no commentary posted on here it’s because Dora and Boots are out SMOKE-U-PYING WASHINGTON DC
This bitch looks like what would happen if Jesse Eisenberg’s little sister was hit by a fucking Amtrak…
And the boy most definitely bears resemblance to a premature crack baby.
Oh Ark Music Factory, you never seize to amaze us. Lets point out how this song makes absolutely no fucking sense. Just listen to the words.
When we said that she looks like she got hit by the Amtrak, of course we weren’t referring to her face; we were referring to the complete lack on continuity between every line in this song that could only be the result of a serious case of amnesia caused by getting hit by a fucking train… multiple times.
Does he really have it goin’ on? Or does he just think he does?
At the same time, Ms. Sullivan, we sense a bit of hypocrisy here because we’re sure you think you’re “hot stuff” for having your name on this steaming pile of shit associated with the gem also known as Ark Music Factory.
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