Is it just us, or are you getting the gay vibes from literally EVERYONE in this video… especially the fat guy? He looks like the closetted version of Cameron from Modern Family with a dash of desire for little boys.
Only Santorum’s finest.
These dumb fucking women have absolutely no idea the ramifications of what they’re saying. They’re talking about justice, morale, power, hope. You do realize that if Rick Santorum had his way your dumbasses would be forever barefoot and pregnant, right?
So ditch those banjos, ladies, and open wide, you’re gonna rear a child!
…and have dinner on the table by 5:30
By supporting Rick Santorum, you fine females set the women’s movement all the way back to the Scott v. Laci Peterson days, because your mere stupidity justifies any man laying his hands on you.
So make your music while you can, bitches. We hope you become famous one day so your songs become a valuable asset when your father tries to marry you off in exchange for the neighbor’s pig farm.
This is just too overwhelming. It slams our eardrums with over-dramatic choir singing peppered with bullshit news reports from around the world alerting us of this great politician who we’re supposed to believe is the Antichrist until the world finally comes to an end and the “demons” creepily laugh at us and smear blood on every surface imaginable.
It’s as if someone was slowly inserting a Q-Tip into your ear for 3:43 and you can do nothing about it. This just doesn’t stop.
The “Antichrist” has the acting skills of a retired, ugly, D-List, Telanovela wannabe while those demons look like rejected Power Ranger villains so ferocious that the Pink Ranger couldn’t be bothered. Very intimidating…seriously. When the actual Antichrist actually gets here with his demons, speeches, and book-of-revelation panache, I’ll make sure to tell him to go back to the 90s and don’t show his face till he has a better video because word on the street is that they’ve updated Windows Movie Maker since then, but I could be wrong.
And finally, if there was ever any need for a viewer discretionary warning, it would advise that the young hearts and weak souls out there who’ve seen this video may or may not feel the need to throw themselves in front of a cargo train after watching this shit because no I was not scared of the “graphic imagery,” but I do fear for the fate of humanity. Done.
Awkward, terrible and borderline creepy. Wait, is this secretly a Herman Cain ad?
Politically, we don’t agree on much, but we agree on one thing: We love Jon Huntsman. And not just in a “he’s the best of two Mormon ex-governor’s in the 2012 GOP field.” No, we genuinely like him. And his daughters are doing everything in their power to make us forget how much we love him.
Sure, their mockery of that weird-ass Herman Cain ad was pretty funny. But WHAT? Girls, recording Justin Timberlake songs into your MacBook will not help your dad get elected. The GOP field already looks kind of like a reality show—don’t add a bad American Idol audition to the fray. (Also, maybe making us think of your father as bringing sexy back is a titch too creepy.)
Thank god you didn’t make a proper video for this shit; it would have been on about the same level as “It’s Raining McCain.” Remember that? You may be hotter than the McCain girls, but that doesn’t mean you should be making videos.
Also, the one on the left kinda looks like Serena Foster. Remember that bitch?
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