Game On (Song For Rick Santorum) - First Love
Is it just us, or are you getting the gay vibes from literally EVERYONE in this video… especially the fat guy? He looks like the closetted version of Cameron from Modern Family with a dash of desire for little boys.
Only Santorum’s finest.
These dumb fucking women have absolutely no idea the ramifications of what they’re saying. They’re talking about justice, morale, power, hope. You do realize that if Rick Santorum had his way your dumbasses would be forever barefoot and pregnant, right?
So ditch those banjos, ladies, and open wide, you’re gonna rear a child!
…and have dinner on the table by 5:30
By supporting Rick Santorum, you fine females set the women’s movement all the way back to the Scott v. Laci Peterson days, because your mere stupidity justifies any man laying his hands on you.
So make your music while you can, bitches. We hope you become famous one day so your songs become a valuable asset when your father tries to marry you off in exchange for the neighbor’s pig farm.
Good Luck =)